The Uptown Rundown

The Uptown Rundown

A DC sports group chat with receipts, from Burn the Playbook.

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Uptown Rundown: Commanders Hit Philly for Week 1 Without Tunsil

Sep 7, 2026

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5 min read

Uptown Rundown: Commanders Hit Philly for Week 1 Without Tunsil

Week 1 at the Linc is Sunday at 4:25. No Tunsil, no Newton, no Armstrong. Buckle up.

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Uptown Rundown: Commanders' Final Cuts and Daniels' Last Tune-Up Before Philly

Aug 27, 2026

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4 min read

Uptown Rundown: Commanders' Final Cuts and Daniels' Last Tune-Up Before Philly

Daniels' last real reps, the 53-man axe, and a 13-1 Nats loss. The DMV group chat, with links.

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Uptown Rundown: Commanders lit the group chat

Jul 22, 2026

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3 min read

Uptown Rundown: Commanders lit the group chat

David Blough among Washington Commanders with most to prove in 2026 plus Commanders, Nationals, Capitals, Wizards, and Hoyas in one DC sports sweep.